Friday, 19 December 2008

Aled's 7 Memories of 2008

7. The Last Shadow Puppets

Because Shirley Bassey is a classy lady.

6. Noel Gallagher Gets Aggressively Pushed

Because Liam Gallagher looks like a Peacock in fight situations.

5. Fucked Up Ruin MTV Canada

Because it's so quintessentially punk (sic), and because MTV Canada has music on it.

4. Future of the Left Live Album - Last Night I Saved Her From Vampires

Because they really hate Reverend and the Makers.

3. The Return of Phil Spector

Because being musically influential is better than a life sentence.

2. Coldplay steal music from Joe Satriani!

Because why wouldn't a world famous pop band steal their ideas from a balding, uninteresting, and unpopular Guitar-wank-Superstar!?

1. Johnny Foreigner

Because they are universally loved by all.

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