Because Shirley Bassey is a classy lady.
6. Noel Gallagher Gets Aggressively Pushed
Because Liam Gallagher looks like a Peacock in fight situations.
5. Fucked Up Ruin MTV Canada
Because it's so quintessentially punk (sic), and because MTV Canada has music on it.
4. Future of the Left Live Album - Last Night I Saved Her From Vampires
Because they really hate Reverend and the Makers.
3. The Return of Phil Spector
Because being musically influential is better than a life sentence.
2. Coldplay steal music from Joe Satriani!
Because why wouldn't a world famous pop band steal their ideas from a balding, uninteresting, and unpopular Guitar-wank-Superstar!?
1. Johnny Foreigner
Because they are universally loved by all.
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